The absent-minded professor

The U.K. Daily Mail gets the inside info from climate professor Phil Jones.
Professor Jones told the BBC yesterday there was truth in the observations of colleagues that he lacked organisational skills, that his office was swamped with piles of paper and that his record keeping is ‘not as good as it should be’.
Remember to tell the IRS your record keeping is "not as good as it should be." Maybe that will hide any decline in your tax payments.