Saturday, October 31, 2009

Where have all the voters gone?

The Democratic theme of the year - where are all the Obama voters from 2008? Time to redo a classic for a song parody.

Where have all the voters gone?
We really need them
Where have all the voters gone?
We'd like to know
Where have all the voters gone?
Deeds is just not Obama
It's a hard lesson to learn
It's a hard lesson to learn

What about the Jersey girls?
Corzine needs them
Where are the Jersey girls?
Stuck paying tolls
What's the chances in New Jersey?
Hold your nose and vote Corzine
And hope Dems never learn
And hope they never learn

Is there hope in north New York?
Not against Hoffman
Is there hope in north New York?
Now Dede's gone?
Is there hope in north New York?
Like Biden's gonna really help?
You'd think they might learn
You'd think they might learn

How's the health care battle going?
So many pages
How's the health care battle going?
Can't read them all
How's the health care battle going?
To the graveyard pretty soon
It's a hard lesson to learn
It's a hard lesson to learn

Where's the Dems' agenda gone?
Hit the real world
Where's the Dems' agenda gone?
The money's not there
Where's the Dems' agenda gone?
Voters now more conservative
And Dems won't ever learn
And Dems won't ever learn

A video of the inspiration


2 comments:

smitty1e said...

Or this, if you're feeling crunchy.

smitty1e said...

Or this, if you're feeling medieval.

I love the calm determination of "...and sent him homeward / to think again."
This is the essence of military resolution. Getting it done, without necessarily giving in to the beast. Difficult needle to thread, that.