Friday, October 9, 2009

What's next for Nobel Peace Prize?

How does the Nobel Prize committee top the selection of Barack Obama?
How about this?

The Nobel Peace Prize for 2010
The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided that the Nobel Peace Prize for 2010 is to be awarded to Emma Mae Buckhannon of West Virginia for her extraordinary efforts to settle a family argument.
"The older girl said she was Taylor Swift's biggest fan, and the youngest said she was Taylor's biggest fan," Mrs. Buckhannon said. "I got them settled down and we had a peaceful dinner."
The Committee has attached special importance to resolving issues concerning popular country singers.
Runner-up for the prize was Stanley Johnson of suburban Virginia, for getting his teenage sons to watch the Cowboys-Redskins game with him. One son roots for the Redskins and the other likes the Cowboys.
Oslo, October 9, 2010

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