Sunday, February 7, 2016

I'd watch

Almost Super Bowl kickoff time.
To be ready, you must read this column.
Such great insights.

The quarterbacks.

Carolina’s Cam Newton is impossibly athletic and congenitally jubilant. He is known for celebratory dancing and for presenting the football to an adorable child after each touchdown. Naturally, sports pundits hate his guts. They bellyache about his “showboating” ways. This is yet another reason for Sportsnet executives to green-light my proposed reality show: Let’s Lock Some Sports Pundits in a Basement!

When will they greenlight this show?

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