Okay, there's no "death panels" in the health care reform bills. Just "voluntary discussions between a patient and provider about end of life issues."
So, what's a patient to say at a meeting like this?
1. "I'm going to die someday? You're kidding me."
2. "I want to live until the Cubs win the World Series." "or repeat." "or win 10 straight."
3. "I paid my taxes, and I want my care."
4. Fortunately, Kenny Chesney gives us the answer in a song. "Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to go now."
Listen to the wisdom and the island beat.