The long-awaited Augusta County Board of Supervisors meeting is Wednesday. If you're going to protest the assessments, you might need some "catch phrases" when someone makes a good or bad point.
As a public service, here's the top 10 phrases of Pittsburgh Penguins announcer Mike Lange.
You can say "When I got my assessment, it was like scratching my back with a hacksaw."
"He beat that supervisor like a rented mule."
"He smoked him like a bad cigar."
"Buy (the speaker) a drink, and get his dog one too."
"What a terrible comment. Get that dog off my lawnmower."
"The supervisors don't know whether to cry or wind their watches."
Enjoy and think. You've got two more days.