Monday, May 25, 2009

I can't wait

The Other McCain teases a column he's working on.
When you begin a bar fight by slamming a barstool into the back of a guy’s head, the Marquis of Queensbury rules do not apply. If your opponent responds by ripping open your carotid artery with the jagged edge of a broken beer bottle, whose fault is that?
Can't wait to read the rest.

1 comment:

Steve Burri said...

I've long ago learned that whenever I broke a bar stool over somebody's noggin and he (or she) got back up, it was time to vamoose in a big hurry.