Donald Douglas at American Power and Jules Crittenden are dueling today, inspired by the invites to Iranian diplomats to U.S. Fourth of July parties around the world.
Crittenden has tons of patriotic hotness pictures, starting with Jessica Simpson in a stars and stripes bikini. (Rule 5, check).
Douglas started with the Simpson picture, but then adds the all-star blogger list to invite alongside your Iranian diplomats. (Rule 2 overload). I'm on the second row, just before Ann Althouse.
I think any Iranian diplomat meeting any of those bloggers at a Fourth of July celebration will leave with indigestion. Here's Speedy from the 1960s, when the Shah led Iran.