Translation: Our numbers really suck this year, but we’re going to spin it and pretend that we still have support. Because let’s be real: the guy who lead the first-ever billion dollar campaign doesn’t measure support in anything besides gigantic piles of cold, hard cash.
Time for some more ideas for an appeal to the youth market.
Hey guys, head upstairs and look for those coins in the cushions of your mom's couch.And head to the local fast-food restaurant and get the loose change outside the drive-thru. We could sure use the pennies and nickels.But don't jump into the public fountains for the money. We're saving that for the September deadline push.