Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Obama's three principles for candy

Thinking about President Obama's approach to health care reform, here's what I think his three principals for candy would be.
1. Must be delicious like the candy you're used to
2. Must be calorically-neutral. (calories burned eating candy must equal calories gained from candy).
3. Must not cause cavities or tummy aches.
Such great principals. How can you be against them?

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