Tuesday, November 24, 2015

On dealing with turkeys

The left has spent the last few years churning out pieces with advice for their readers dealing with family Thanksgiving dinner.
Democrats even fired out an email on the topic today.
Ace offers his plans for rebuttal.
It is the goal of the dedicated Thanksgivingman, then, to achieve the sublime art of giving offense without offense being taken.
My basic strategy is thus: It would be as rude of you as it is rude of your cretinous grownchildren kin to allow a Thanksgiving dinner into a stupid game of Rachel Maddow Talking Points and their rebuttals.
So, rather than confront the unemployed idiots who will be assailing you, I propose instead to superficially avoid conflict and engagement on their dummy mouthflappings, and appear instead to agree with them.
Happy Turkey Day.
Hope there's no liberal turkeys at your table.

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