Sunday, August 19, 2012

You didn't grow that

Walking through Lowe's, I saw a display for Miracle Gro.
It said "You can gro that."
Are you sure?
Didn't the government help somehow?
Built the roads from your house to Lowe's, or the roads the product traveled to get to you?
Didn't Michelle Obama inspire your interest in gardening?
Thank the government for your crops and flowers.
If they don't grow?
Then it's your fault.

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