Being wise beyond his years earned Olympian David Wise an unlikely title - living an alternative lifestyle.
So said the NBC website headline writer and NBC writer.
Wise is 23, married and has a child.
Too alternative for NBC employees.
Wise belongs to a nice church in Reno.
As a teenager, he attended another nice church in Reno - where the pastor also my church's pastor back in the 1980s.
Does that mean I live an alternative lifestyle by connection?