Waynesboro's brand

Chris Graham of Augusta Free Press wonders why Waynesboro needs a brand.
I wonder if they'll consider any of my ideas:

• Waynesboro - where FishersvilleMike shops
• The spot you can see from Shenandoah National Park
• You like Charlottesville or Staunton? We're close to them.
• Home of your favorite chain restaurants and big box stores
• Like Hokie fans? We got 'em
• When the wind's right, you can smell the Hershey and Little Debbie plants

And since, the biggest industry in town is now owned by the Koch Industries:

• Waynesboro - if it's good enough for the Koch Brothers, it's good enough for me.