Facebook gives you a wild view of the world.
Like the Wyoming man caught with eyeballs - from cows at a slaughterhouse where he works - in his bowels.
“Company won’t let us take animal scraps home and instead toss them in the landfill,” Tilbott said in the police report. “They’re a very wasteful company. We should be allowed to take scrap meat and other parts home. The company should start a green initiative. They don’t even have recycling at the plant.”
Tilbott explained his actions: “I enjoy eating bovine eyeballs and smuggling them out in my colon was the only way I knew how to get them out without potentially getting caught and fired.”
btw dude, your plan didn't work.
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