I feel like a Democrat today

An hour into the work day, the lights went out in our office building.
No computers.
No phone.
No work could be done.
I felt like a Democrat.
A few seconds later, the fire alarm blared. Outside to stand around and wonder what's going on.
I felt like a Democrat.
The power coming into my office building had blown. It couldn't be fixed quickly, so they sent us home. A full day's pay for one hour of work.
I felt like a Democrat.
Tomorrow, if the power's back on, it will be a day to work hard and catch up for what couldn't be done today.
I look forward to feeling like a Republican.