It's family vacation time, with my parents, my two brothers, wives and the seven grandchildren sharing a house for the weekend.
My brother and his wife cooked pasta and the trimmings for dinner. Our last dinner with all the family together was five years ago, celebrating my parents' 45th wedding anniversary.
That one was catered. So my brother said "This is easy. A trained monkey could cook pasta."
I said "And one did."
His 16-year-old son laughed.
We both got the look of death.
Enjoy your weekend, wherever you are.