I had a dream where you could tell how effective a politician's policies would be by how deep they were stuck in mud.
Poor Joe Biden. All you could see were his hair plugs. Not very effective.
Barack Obama was waist deep in mud. Not too bad, I thought.
Then I saw Hillary Clinton. She barely had any mud on her shoes. I asked "Sen. Clinton, so your policies are that good." She replied, "No, I'm standing on Bill's head."
(adapted from an old joke)