Saturday, March 3, 2012

Romney - can't buy me love

Mitt Romney seems to have the Republican momentum going into Super Tuesday - after filling the airwaves with 65 times more ads than Newt Gingrich in Florida and going five-to-one over Rick Santorum in Michigan.
But his money hasn't bought him love yet.
It has inspired this parody, though.

Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love

I'll buy the primaries my friend
You can watch my ads all night
I'll tell you anything my friend
I can count on your vote, right?

Cause I don't mind to spend the money
But money can't buy me love.

I'll tell you what you want to hear
If you say you'll vote for me
You may despise Romneycare
but right now, who else you got?

I don't mind to spend the money
Will money please buy me love?

Please buy me love
Isn't it my turn now?
Please buy me love
Please, please, please, please

Say you don't care about my past
And I'll be satisfied
Tell that you want my hair and smile
I'm the Olympics guy

I don't mind to spend the money
But money can't buy me love

Can't buy me love
Why won't my foes just go?
Can't buy me love
Please, please, please, please

Say you don't care about my past
And I'll be satisfied
Tell that you want my hair and smile
I'm the Olympics guy

I don't mind to spend the money
Will money please buy me love
Buy me love, love
Please buy me love, oh

Here they are, in brilliant black and white

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