For Jonah's challenge

In the latest G-File newsletter, Jonah Goldberg issues a challenge - a Christmas song parody related to him and National Review Online.
I can't miss this challenge, thus we have "The Liberal Fascism Boy."

Write, a song for him, pa rum pum pum pum
A G-File parody, pa rum pum pum pum
You must keep it clean, pa rum pum pum pum
You know the couch is king, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

So a song for him, pa rum pum pum pum,
Here we go.

Thank you, Jonah, pa rum pum pum pum
We love the odd links too, pa rum pum pum pum
Give your take on the news, pa rum pum pum pum
More hits means happy suits, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Shall I write for you, pa rum pum pum pum,
About fascism

Rich, he nodded, pa rum pum pum pum
Cosmo caught a squirrel, pa rum pum pum pum
The left gets mad at him, pa rum pum pum pum

Knock down their fascism, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Cheer, flying monkeys, pa rum pum pum pum
Liberal fascism.