Death to death panels

Sarah Palin called them "death panels."
Many mocked her.
The New York Times says they are coming Saturday - January 1, 2011.
What do you say if the government approved death panel comes to visit?

• I'm going to die someday? Really?
• Democrats said I paid taxes, so I want my benefits.
• The cost of my care each day is less than a round of presidential golf.
• Did you say something, sonny?
• I got your death panel right here, buddy.
• I ate my vegetables, just like Michelle Obama said.
• I'll take your advice under consideration. After all my Medicare claims are paid.

If government really wants to curtail spending at the end of life, there's only one solution - Nancy Pelosi is scheduled to visit the patients for counseling.
They might kill themselves to get out of a visit from the Democratic minority leader.