It's a Rocky Road

Can you parody a parody by Weird Al? For the President’s two-week anniversary.

All the newspaper reporters think I’m cool
They just couldn’t wait to see me rule
But on the stimulus I’ve been rolled
This Daschle thing leaves me cold

It hasn’t been going good enough for me, yeah me
Don’t gimme no excuses
The briefings I can read

I say, it’s a rocky road
So don’t they read my clippings, baby
It’s a rocky road
Can’t have another day like this, ow

The way that Congress acts is still the same
All the committee chairs get the blame
Republicans aren’t gone
They won’t be movin’ on

I’ll try to come back some afternoon, you'll see
The blame won’t be stickin' to me, all to me
I'm cryin'

Sing it, it’s a rocky road
So don’t they read my clippings, baby
It’s a rocky road
Can’t have another day like this, ow
(oh, make it talk)
When I'm all alone, I just pick up a phone
And if I get beat and lose then it’s not fine with me
I’ll put Pelosi in the slammer and throw away the key
Yelling
I say, it’s a rocky road
So don’t they read my clippings, baby
It’s a rocky road
Can’t have another day like this, ow

I say, it’s a rocky road
So don’t they read my clippings, baby
It’s a rocky road
Can’t have another day like this, ow

I say, it’s a rocky road
So don’t they read my clippings, baby
It’s a rocky road
Can’t have another day like this, ow

I say, it’s a rocky road
So don’t they read my clippings, baby
It’s a rocky road
Can’t have another day like this, ow