Thursday, February 24, 2011

A new union to join

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Unions are having all the fun, hanging out in Wisconsin and trying to get their way - instead of working.
GrandpaJohn notes his union history, and it reminded me of an old idea - why not a union of conservative bloggers?
I've got a name - Union of Political Commenters Having Unique Conservative Knowledge (UPCHUCK).
I've got a slogan - UPCHUCK. You can't keep us down.
And I've reworked this song from the past for our campaign.

Look for the union label
When you are reading a comment or blog
Remember somewhere, we’re in pajamas
Not the Bahamas, like those rich guys
When we read those earmarks, we start complaining
We hate to think that we’re paying for this
So always look for the union label
It’s says we’re writing
For a better U.S.A.


Steve Burri said...

UPCHUCK... Brilliant! I'm in. Just threatening to join caused my blogger bosses to double my wages.

It is funny that 3 of my former unions were on the list of top Democrat donors and the 4th came up with that 'Union Label' ditty.

Our plant didn't make ladies garments, however. Our industrial knitting machines made the original artificial turf for Camp Randall, the University of Wisconsin football field. We also made paint roller fabric, fake fur, and cheap rug stuff. We called it 'The Fuzz Factory.'

I know how to pick 'em, eh?

Paco said...

Excellent idea! When do we start bashin' heads?