Recovery.gov's addition of 12 extra districts in Virginia opens up the possibility of some new slogans. I like District 00 the best. Think of the potential slogans:
Nothing's like living in the 00.
Zero pork in the 00.
Imagine the great people of the 00.
Nobody likes Obama in the 00.
Nothing's too good for the 00th District.
No problem's too big to solve in the 00.