After doing a song parody for Creigh Deeds, I thought maybe I should go down the ticket. Here's one for Jody Wagner, with apologies to Dolly Parton.
Jody, Jody, Jody, Jody
Your begging sure won't get my vote
Jody, Jody, Jody, Jody
I'm sorry but your campaign didn't float
You had a job with Tim Kaine
Sure budgeting is a pain
When revenue projections fall short
Now you want a higher post
Bolling won't give up the ghost
And you cannot compete with him, Jody
Your ticketmate puts us asleep
It's another shortfall you will keep
There's not much help from Deeds, Jody
And I can easily understand
Why you'd think Obama is the man
But his numbers continue to fall, you see
Jody, Jody, Jody, Jody
Your begging sure won't get my vote
Jody, Jody, Jody, Jody
I'm sorry but your campaign didn't float
It's time to make a choice again
The winner looks Republican
He's the best one for me, Jody
We have to have this talk with you
We hope your career's not through
But this job is not for you, Jody
Jody, Jody, Jody, Jody
Your begging sure won't get my vote
Jody, Jody, Jody, Jody
I'm sorry but your campaign didn't float
Jody, Jody
A video of the inspiration
And hold on, Steve Shannon. Your song is coming.
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