Wednesday, April 18, 2012

A dog gone shame

So we've spent a day talking about Obama's diet of dog meat in the far past.
Will we continue the meme?
It doesn't have legs. It has drumsticks. (my brother gave me the line).
UPDATE: My brother gave me Iowahawk's line. Of course.

Fun with Photoshop

If only the Obama administration could charge a $1 tax on every post to #Obamadogrecipes.
They might close the deficit that way.
Enjoy this picture I found off Twitter.

Do my bidding

Nice to see Mitt Romney using some of my phrasing in his media speech.
"Many in the media are inclined to do the president's bidding and I know that's an uphill battle we fight with the media generally," Romney said.
Do my bidding - you can hear it in almost every Obama speech.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Why to vote for Obama

If we get four more years of Obama, what else will we get?
Four more years of hashtag games.
Because you won't be able to afford gas to go anywhere.
Thanks, President Obama, for telling us you once ate dog meat in Indonesia.

Today's Tied with me

A few links at Instapundit have launched this blog to the top 400 in politics.
Tied today with EPA Abuse, and their latest post.
Admitting that there are grounds for doubt concerning its earlier report, EPA director Lisa Jackson has agreed to retest groundwater around Pavillion, Wyoming. The agency had planned to rush the report through the peer review stage, apparently as part of an effort to justify national regulation of hydraulic fracking. Now, that peer review has been stalled by assertions that the EPA’s own test drilling was the source of the contamination.
Good company.

Let's go Joe

I enjoy seeing reports on the congressional campaign of "Joe the Plumber."
And ran into Barack Obama in 2008 - and has been riding that socialism question ever since.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Tax day song

For Tax Day, time to bring back my song parody of Sourland - the singing group of Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid. Their first hit from 2009?
“All I want to do is Tax you"

I don’t want to listen baby, turn off all the phones
I don’t see those tea party people or want to turn my fax on
I’ve got ways to spend on my to-do list anyway
Hide behind this door and waste away money
Taxpayers think we’re lazy when we drive them crazy

All I want do wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo woo
All I want do wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo woo is tax you

I’ve spend my whole life winning votes to climb the ladder
Look at me, look at me, I’m the only thing that matters
Come a little closer Reid, we’ll pass bills without dissent
Hang a sign on Capitol Hill please do not disturb
Taxpayers think we’re lazy when we drive them crazy

All I want do wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo woo
All I want do wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo woo is tax you
Pass me a bill, full of that pork
I don’t want to cut this
All I want do wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo woo
All I want do wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo wo woo is tax you
All I really want to do
All I really can do
All I really want to do is tax you, tax you, tax you

Go a lot higher baby, we can spend without remorse
Hang up on those complainers, please do not, please do not, please do not disturb
When I sit down in my office, all I really want to do
When I fly back, when I fly back to Frisco baby, all I really want to do..

For you Sugarland fans, here's the original performance

Blank slate

In 2008, Barack Obama was a blank slate that voters projected their wishes upon.
In 2012, his accomplishment list is a blank slate.
Romney will win 40 states in November, just ask Don Surber.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Time for the cruise-in

What's the best part of Earth Day?
Iowahawk's Earth Day cruise-in.
The place to be to get your motor running.

Gotta love Bubba

What did Bubba Watson do on the Saturday after winning the Masters?
On the course, of course.
At Tim Tebow's charity tournament.
A winner on and off the course.

Trayvon myths

JustOneMinute sum up the myths around the Trayvon Martin case.
So you'll know what's really happening amid the media noise.
UPDATE: Linked by Smitty.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Petrino and Edwards

Why did it take so long for the John Edwards' affair to become public?
He didn't crash a motorcycle with riding with his mistress.
It's amazing how fast things fell apart for Bobby Petrino in Arkansas.
He crashed April 1, and all the lies he tried to hide became exposed.
And in researching one angle, more lies erupted into light.
Instead of wondering if the school should have fired him, fans are probably relieved this came out now instead of in the middle of the season.
We'll see if it's the coach or the players that make a championship team.
Or if the coach who lied better than the others got enough good players to overcome his personal lies.
I love this take.
Petrino's history of lying is well-documented, but for those who have not been paying attention, which may include Arkansas administrators, here is a summary: When Petrino coached Louisville, he lied repeatedly about his interest in other jobs (some of which he interviewed for). He left for the Atlanta Falcons, then left that job before a season ended, one of the few absolute no-nos in a sometimes ruthless profession.
I'm no genius. I have made that very clear over the years, usually by accident. And I had no idea that Bobby Petrino may have been sleeping with a young Arkansas fundraiser named Jessica Dorrell. Nor do I really care.
But if we were playing a game, and you asked me to guess which major-college coach hired his mistress to work with his football program, got in a motorcycle accident with her on board, then lied to his bosses about the relationship, I could have guessed "Bobby Petrino" faster than it takes him to print out his resume, and I probably could have gone for the bonus points and guessed the woman was a blonde.

Scrapyard being scrapped

Good thing I decided to do my recycling this morning.
The scrapyard where I've gone for years is closing after today.
I got 50 cents a pound for aluminum cans - same as January.
And I'll have to move to another place to recycle.
My scrapyard is being scrapped.

Saturday song

More goodies from the 70s - Dr. Hook and "When you're in love with a beautiful woman."

Facebook quote of the week

Ball 'O Fire came today! Let us commence with the gettin' drunk and burnin' stuff!

Friday, April 13, 2012

Ride the wave vs. Don't get cocky, part II

The second time Instapundit picked up a post of mine, it was "Don't get Cocky" vs. "Ride the wave" in the summer of 2010.
Rich Lowry's column this week goes to that theme.
The wave - Hilary Rosen's bumble.
Lowry goes the "Don't get cocky" route - it's the economy that really matters in 2012.
The Rosen business is such fun. And it's not the main story, just a sidelight.
Like cheerleaders at a college football game. It's a nice diversion on the way to pummeling your opponent on the field.
The Mama Grizzlies are fired up and ready to go. If you're not sure about Mitt Romney, you are sure you want to beat President Obama and the Democrats in November. Beat them bad.
This wave will go away.
We'll look for the next wave.
And keep pounding the economy between the swells.
UPDATE: Thanks for the Instalanche, Professor.

Pay up, Barack

Via Instapundit, a look at President Obama's tax return.
Just 20.5 percent?
Pay more. Now.
If you're really serious about your Buffet rule.

Weekend watchdog

After six months, we've sent 14 NHL teams home. The rest have begun their quests for the Stanley Cup.
The NHL playoffs started Wednesday, and continue through the weekend on NBC, CNBC and NBC Sports Network.
Detroit heads to Nashville Friday at 7:30 p.m. on CNBC, while NBC Sports network has a doubleheader - Game 2 of the Flyers-Penguins at 7:30 p.m. followed by the Kings at Canucks.
The Capitals face Boston in the second game of their series Saturday at 3 p.m. on NBC.
In primetime, CNBC has San Jose-St. Louis at 7:30 p.m. Over on NBC Sports Network, it's Game 2 of Ottawa against New York at 7 p.m. before Chicago plays Phoenix in the nightcap.
NBC offers a doubleheader Sunday - Nashville vs. Detroit at noon before the Flyers-Pengiuns series heads to Philadelphia. NBC Sports network has the second game of New Jersey-Florida at 7:30 p.m., then Vancouver takes on Los Angeles for Game 3 with the Kings.
The Nationals opened their home season against Cincinnati Thursday, and the rest of the series moves to MASN2. The Orioles travel to Toronto for a weekend series on MASN.
It's the 100th anniversary of the opening of Fenway Park, and the Red Sox take on Tampa Bay Sunday at 1:30 p.m. on TBS. Fox offers three choices Saturday at 1 p.m. - Angels against Yankees, Rangers-Twins and Cubs at Cardinals - and ESPN offers the Angels at Yankees Sunday at 8 p.m.
The PGA tour heads to Hilton Head this weekend, with the Heritage on CBS Saturday and Sunday at 3 p.m.
NASCAR returns to the track in Texas, with the Samsung 500 Saturday at 7 p.m. on FOX. The Nationwide racers go Friday at 8 p.m. on ESPN2.
The Indy Car racers are at Long Beach, taking the flag Sunday at 3 p.m. on NBC Sports network. The American LeMans Series is also in Long Beach, racing Saturday at 7:30 p.m. on ESPN2.
ABC's Sunday doubleheader starts at 1 p.m. with the Heat taking on the Knicks, then the Mavericks face the Lakers at 3:30 p.m. Friday, ESPN starts its night at 8 p.m. with the Suns visiting the Rockets. Dallas heads to Portland at 10:30 p.m. Saturday at 9 p.m., the Suns take on the Spurs.
The Wizards travel to New York Friday at 7:30 p.m. on Comcast. Saturday, the Cavaliers visit the Verizon Center at 7 p.m.
For your younger basketball players, the 2012 Jordan Brand Classic is Saturday at 7 p.m. on ESPN.
D.C. United travels to New England Saturday afternoon at 4 p.m. on Comcast-plus, while Columbus travels to Philadelphia Saturday at 3:30 p.m. on NBC Sports network.
There's ACC baseball Saturday on Comcast, with North Carolina State taking on Clemson at 1 p.m. Sunday at 1 p.m., Florida International faces on Louisiana-Lafayette in a Sun Belt contest. ESPN2 shows Alabama against LSU Sunday at 1 p.m.
In SEC softball, LSU meets Tennessee on ESPN Saturday at noon and Sunday at 4 p.m.
For bowling fans, the PBA tournament of champions airs Sunday at 1 p.m. on ESPN. The NCAA women's bowling championship follows at 2:30 p.m.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Stay-at-home talk

An interesting day of talk about stay-at-home moms.
From the gang that's brought you more stay-at-home dads, stay-at-home moms, return-to-home college grads - since they can't find jobs.

What happened to Obama's lead?

Just the other day, the Washington Post/ABC poll has a big lead for President Obama.
Today, Fox News puts Mitt Romney in the lead.
What happened?
Reality.
What's going to hit voters this fall.
The real issue that all voters will face in November is this: Do I want to sign up for a repeat of the last four years or do I want a chance at something different?
As always, look to the internals. Washington Post had a large Democratic tilt in its polling pool. Fox has the number of Democrats and Republicans basically even.
Closer to reality.

More fun at work

In the past few months, the office park where I work has had two bomb threats and a mysterious powder that turned out to be cocaine.
Is it the weekend yet?

Curly shuffle time

Time for the Three Stooges movie.
Why not bring back the comedy classic and its' song.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Vanuatu memories

The Other McCain, bummed by the withdrawal of Rick Santorum from the GOP race, lays down his marker.
Yesterday, after Rick Santorum quit, my 13-year-old son Jefferson asked, “Does this mean I have to stop bad-mouthing Mitt Romney?”
“Yeah,” I said. “It doesn’t mean you have to start good-mouthing him, but you have to stop bad-mouthing him.”
Then I went on to explain that, having been saddled with a nominee whom we had opposed with all our might, we cannot be held responsible for the inevitable disaster. Therefore, on Wednesday, Nov. 7, we will be ready to demand an accounting from those responsible.
I'm hopeful - no matter how bad Romney may look, that people will check the gas station before voting and remember it's Obama's watch.
I've always said the Republican wins in a landslide, with maybe 10 states going for Obama. We'll see if Romney can bring it home in November.

Almost comically slanted

It's so easy to bash the latest Washington Post poll - D+11? Maybe in their newsroom.
As we noted yesterday, The Post poll is almost comically slanted towards Democrats. Since 2000, the largest Democrat advantage on election day was 7 percent in 2008 when the electorate was 39 percent Democrat, 32 percent Republican, and 29 percent Independent. The Post poll has Democrats up 11, 34 percent to 23 percent (with Independents at 34 percent). In 2004, when the electorate was 37 percent Democrat, 37 percent Republican, and 26 percent Independent, Bush beat Kerry 51 percent to 48 percent.
But despite this huge pro-Democrat distortion, The Post only shows Obama up by seven. And as The Weekly Standard‘s Jay Cost point out, the internals look even worse for Obama.
Democrats, it's only going to get worse for you.

Bully for him

I like this article on the bully tactics of the Obama crew.
Part Chicago tough, part Mean Girl (cutting down Romney and his supporters).
The audience usually cheers when the bully meets his demise.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Romney/Ryan

Here's your 2012 Republican ticket.

Romney/Ryan
Democrats will be crying.

Santorum sayonara

Rick Santorum threw in the towel Tuesday after a valiant underdog effort for the presidential nomination.
What will Santorum bloggers do now?
Keep Team Romney's feet to the fire - to the election and beyond.

Today's Tied with me

Spring is in the air.
So are webcams in bird nests, looking after the hatchlings.
10,000 birds have the link.

Monday, April 9, 2012

For the Nobel Peace Prize

Lots of people are trying to fan the flames of hatred in Sanford, Florida.
Professor Jacobson at Legal Insurrection is trying to shine light and truth into the situation.
Reports of neo-Nazis?
A few emails and he smacks down that story. While others continue to trumpet it.
Bringing peace to a tense situation. Doesn't that deserve consideration for a Nobel Peace Prize?

Obama's strategy in an email

The Obama campaign wants more money - to fight Karl Rove.
In trying to keep money from Democrats, they tell their own media strategy.
It doesn't matter if it's true. If you can afford to put lies on TV 30 times a day, folks could start to reconsider the truth.
Which is why they want more money - to carpet bomb their lies on TV more and more.