Thursday, February 11, 2010

Quit your whining

So let me get this straight.
The blizzard is proof of global warming.
We contribute to global warming by driving gas-guzzling SUVs.
We need gas-guzzling SUVs and snow plows to clean our roads after the blizzards.
So those SUVs will make future weather worse. And people will be buying more SUVs to get around, after being stuck and learning their lessons in this set of storms.
They'll buy SUVs after hearing this advice from Maryland governor Martin O'Malley.
"Stop already with the 'Scrape my street down to the pavement.' That cannot happen for the next 72 hours," he said.
So it's either buy SUVs and contribute to global warming, or stay in your house and wait for the sun to do it's work.
Don't worry about your cabin fever. It's for the polar bears.

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