Saturday, July 25, 2009

Start a blog

I've pondered writing a song parody to honor blogging. UPDATE: And get a link from Smitty. I think I've finally got it, inspired by Brad Paisley's "Start a Band."

Yes I was a straight-lace, straight A student
teacher's pet who talked policy
I loved to watch them throwing a football
But let Reynolds get the law degree
So I sat and watched Obama sadly
Want to talk some sense into his thick head
And the best advice that I ever got
was from the Speedo blogger of Washington

Just get a computer and learn how to type
Cut up some pols, make up a cool name
When Congress does stuff that you don't understand
Make a few good buddies, start a blog
Start a blog, Start a blog

And all those girls that were too cool to talk to,
They’ll be waiting to make Rule 5 Sunday
You'll get an op-ed in a big time paper
Maybe buy your momma a used Hyundai

Just get a computer and learn how to type
Cut up your foes, register your name
When Obama does stuff that you don't understand
Find a few good buddies, start a blog
Start a blog,
Forget all about money, buy a fan
Learn the rules and ramble on, man
Never leave your house again

(typing solo)

Just get a computer and learn how to type
Throw out your thoughts, make up a cool name
With a little bit of luck your Sitemeter will fly
Find a few good buddies, start a blog
No need to worry, start a blog
Call up some buddies man, start a blog

Here's the video inspiration. Can we find kids who look like McCain and Smitty for a video?





4 comments:

smitty1e said...

You got you some linky-love, boss.

Anonymous said...

With a fine Celtic Name like Paisley how could you not love em?

Rod Stanton
PS have you been lookin at my boat? Your code name almost sounds like a put down! Grout

Phil said...

Oh did it hurt bending so much to kiss all those um "links"? LOL

Anonymous said...

Mad skills on that typing solo. Sweet.